I feel like gaming journalists have devolved into cartoon versions of themselves.
I cannot imagine anything I could make up that would be more ridiculous than the truth. Like, what can I possibly make up, at this point? “Gamers: the true cause of Global Warming”? “How Gamers actually caused Hurricane Katrina”? I think Polygon is writing both of those right now
Is this their plan? To become so ridiculous that we literally cannot make fun of them? Like, turn themselves into clowns so there’s just no ammo? You can’t make fun of a clown for his rainbow hair or floppy shoes, it just doesn’t make sense
HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED
AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN
HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING
That last sentence.